and so it is;

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supcakes:

THIS LACK OF APPLAUSE DESERVES APPLAUSE

Props, Jay-Z. 

BECAUSE JAY-Z IS A BEAST. 

And he also realizes that BESIDES the fact that CB was lip syncing and doing nothing requiring musical talent… HE BEAT HIS GIRLFRIEND TO A PULP LAST YEAR. 

at least, in my mind that’s the reason he didn’t do a damn thing. <3

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MY GIRL

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honorrolltooutofcontrol:

WELL SHIT

Wtf, did someone just kick ass on Fox News?!!?

HELL YES.

LAWLZ<3

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tumblr4men:

livefreeordiesoft submitted

SUBMIT

I downloaded every episode of The Magic School Bus (and sundry other children’s science shows) before Killian was even born. I refuse to have children who do not go on magic school bus adventures.

^that. 

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soundfanatic:

1fkb0yzgetm0ney:

1. Put on nail polish and let dry.
2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.
3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.
4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.
5. Paint top coat if desired.

I would totally do this if I didn’t always pick off my nail polish.

!!!!

NEED TO DO NEED TO DO. 

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cabell:

chloehasalotoffeelings:

whiskeyonsunday:

mslizot:

fingon:

I feel like Terry is doomed. 

No. Terry is my heart. He is all of my irrational emotions, wrapped up in a beautiful-man-casing.

 seriously, he is the best character on this whole damn show.

idek what show this is, but i would totally let this guy babysit my theoretical child.

It’s True Blood, and I still love that line. :p

I LOVE FELIX <3 In last S4E6, the house catches fire and Terry is TRAUMATIZED and clutching his armadillo and I just want to kiss his little face forever <3 

Seriously, he’s one of my favorite characters, lol.

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Another reason to love Matt Lewis <3

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ohaityler:

lakfheiwrkdsa lmao. my mom works at a doctor’s office and this drives her nuts. “after twelve months, JUST START USING YEARS” 

lololol

Parents get frustrated if you ask and you say “one” when you’re obviously nowhere near 12 months. Because K is one right now but he looks WORLDS different than when he was 12 months. Generally parents start using years at 2 because that’s when they slow down their growth a bit and aren’t drastically different every other month. I get frustrated after that point too.. i’m just like… ew, math.. DNW. But K is 19 months, and I’ll be counting months til November. Than he shall be TWO. (OMG WAT.)

^Same! Although… no one BELIEVES me when I say “He’s a little over 1.5” lol. 

LET’S SKIP NOVEMBER AND HAZ BBYS FOREVAR. :(

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